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Internet Businesses That Sound Like Jokes Until You See the Revenue

Personalised potatoes, tiny bricks, and greeting cards that refuse to stop singing. Five unusual businesses with documented sales behind the joke.
Potato Parcel editorial illustration of a potato with a handwritten message in a cardboard mailer

Someone decided a potato would make a good greeting card. Someone else started selling building materials small enough to fit in your palm. A third made greeting cards that become more annoying the longer you own them. People bought all three.

These five internet businesses are easy to laugh at and worth looking at more closely. Each turned an unusual idea into something people could order. The figures below are historical reported sales or revenue, with the period and source identified. They are not current earnings, profit, or a ranking of financial performance.

Potato Parcel editorial illustration of a potato with a handwritten message in a cardboard mailer

A real potato. A personal message.

Potato Parcel

Write a message, choose a recipient, and send them a potato. Potato Parcel makes the mismatch between the object and the occasion the entire point. A birthday greeting or an inside joke becomes much harder to forget when it arrives on something normally destined for dinner.
The documented numberCNBC reported six-figure annual revenue in April 2018. That is the level of precision the report supports; it is not an exact annual total. The useful business idea is the combination of a familiar object and a personal message. You can picture who you would send it to before you finish reading the pitch.
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Joker Greeting editorial illustration of a musical greeting card with paper music notes

The birthday song has no intention of ending

Joker Greeting

Joker Greeting sells musical prank cards that keep playing after you close them. What starts as a normal greeting turns into a problem the recipient has to deal with. The company has also expanded into glitter surprises, musical bags, and other prank products.
The documented numberA Starter Story founder update discussing 2024 reported more than US$3.5 million in annual revenue. That figure covers the business and its expanding product range, rather than one card design. Our editorial takeaway: a clear reaction can give a product its appeal. You are buying the moment someone realises the music is still going.
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Mini Materials editorial illustration of tiny bricks, cinder blocks, and building tools beside a pencil

A construction supply shop for your desk

Mini Materials

Mini Materials sells miniature cinder blocks, red bricks, wooden pallets, and other small building supplies. They can become model walls, little structures, displays, or a project you start simply because a tiny stack of bricks is sitting in front of you.
The documented numberA February 2018 founder interview on Starter Story reported US$20,000 in monthly revenue. This is a snapshot from that interview, not a statement about today's sales. The interesting part is how much changes when you change the scale. An ordinary building material becomes something to collect, give as a gift, or experiment with by hand.
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The Million Dollar Homepage editorial illustration of a colorful mosaic of tiny pixel advertisements

One webpage, sold a few pixels at a time

The Million Dollar Homepage

In 2005, Alex Tew divided a webpage into one million pixels and offered space to advertisers. Buyers supplied small images and links, gradually filling the page with a dense collage of businesses, promotions, and personal projects. The original mosaic is still there to explore.
The documented numberThe project generated US$1,037,100 in total sales during 2005-2006, as documented by Harvard's Library Innovation Lab. This was a finite advertising experiment, not recurring annual revenue. A million pixels at a dollar each made the premise immediately understandable. The fixed canvas also gave visitors a visible record of everyone who had joined in.
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Ship Your Enemies Glitter editorial illustration of a glitter-filled surprise arriving by mail

A business name that explains the whole product

Ship Your Enemies Glitter

The original offer was an envelope of glitter delivered to someone else. The name did most of the explaining. The shop now offers several glitter and novelty-prank formats, but the basic appeal remains the same: an ordinary-looking delivery with an inconvenient surprise inside.
The documented numberContemporary reporting put early launch sales at roughly A$20,000 in January 2015. The website's separate US$85,000 sale price was an acquisition payment and is not included in that revenue figure. Founder Mathew Carpenter later described orders outpacing his preparations. That makes this a story about both a memorable idea and the practical work of fulfilling it.
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What makes an unusual idea worth paying for?

Each offer gives the buyer something specific to imagine: a friend's confused expression, a song that keeps going, a miniature project taking shape, or a place on a famous webpage. The product can be strange while the reason to buy it stays simple.

For an indie maker, that is a useful question to ask of an idea: who would want this, on what occasion, and what would they tell someone else about it? These examples show several possible answers. They do not tell us how many similar experiments failed, or whether the same idea would work again today.

Sources and revenue notes

The figures span different years and business models. Monthly revenue, annual revenue, and total launch sales are labelled separately and should not be compared as if they measure the same thing. Founder disclosures are attributed as reported figures, not independently audited accounts. The observations about product appeal are Biltib's editorial interpretation.

Potato Parcel: CNBC's April 2018 report on six-figure annual revenue.

Joker Greeting: Starter Story founder update reporting over US$3.5 million per year.

Mini Materials: February 2018 founder interview reporting US$20,000 per month.

The Million Dollar Homepage: Harvard Library Innovation Lab's history and sales total.

Ship Your Enemies Glitter: January 2015 reporting identifying Australian-dollar sales and the separate website sale.

Ship Your Enemies Glitter: the founder's account of the launch and fulfilment challenge.

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